Just in time for the holidays, we’ve compiled a list of 2018’s funniest festive tweets. We hope these kick off your weekend with just the right amount of laughter!
1.
https://twitter.com/Prof_Hinkley/status/1069351111276908544?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
2.
MY SON: "Daddy, is Santa Claus God?"
ME: "No baby, Beyoncé is."
— Frank Lowe (@GayAtHomeDad) December 7, 2014
3.
https://twitter.com/MGSniper/status/1067753609704689664?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
4.
https://twitter.com/whatmaddness/status/1069625065438945280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
5.
me at xmas vs. my bank account at xmas pic.twitter.com/0sF9qPfwv0
— benjamin dean (@NotAgainBen) November 21, 2018
6.
https://twitter.com/markhoppus/status/1069362019806011392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
7.
“I really can’t stay“
Baby, it’s cold outside
“My Uber’s on its way”
Ok, that’s cool, actually… I thought I was going to have to give you a ride
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) December 19, 2018
8.
Kids: We are making you a Christmas gift!
Me: Oh, that is so sweet-
K: *pull out paint*
Me: You really don’t-
K: *pull out glue*
Me: Really, guys, I don’t need-
K: *pull out glitter*
Me: Christmas is cancelled.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 3, 2018
9.
https://twitter.com/tiemoose/status/1069591782235754499?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
10.
Her: I really can’t stay 🎶
Me, an introvert: aw that’s too bad
— John Kennedy (@FrazzleMyGimp) December 5, 2018
11.
I told my kids there's no Santa.
I don't want them to have an unrealistic world view.
Now they know all their gifts come from Batman.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 30, 2015
