Have you laughed lately? Center Stage Comedy has you covered. 
Here are 25 hilarious Tweets of Christmas to kick off your holiday weekend with some happy!
1.
Just so we’re clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.
— Probability The Rapper (@random_weighs) November 25, 2017
2.
*Flicks cigarette after a long drag* Here's the thing. If Santa knows when kids are naughty or nice then he knew Rudolph was being bullied
— Boog (@BoogTweets) December 8, 2017
3.
They used to laugh and call him names.
USED to. pic.twitter.com/Xx6ZvD0EPG
— Darren Wershler (@alienated) November 16, 2017
4.
ITS DECEMBER, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS pic.twitter.com/NEbCXzn1xa
— O-O-K-A-Y (@Ookay) December 2, 2017
5.
he's making a list
and checking it twice
and i'm falling asleep
and she's calling a cab— jessie (@LilScumbag) November 30, 2017
6.
Couldn't choose between a star or an angel so I went with both pic.twitter.com/l5nKfkOSv6
— Jordan Hughes (@JayHillary) December 8, 2017
7.
Santa: “Rudolph with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?”
Rudolph after being treated like shit all those years for his nose:
pic.twitter.com/ihW6sd1vhI— Con (@400papi) December 9, 2017
8.
If anyone is Christmas shopping for me I wear a size 7 grams in weed
— Anesa 😼 (@AnesaLopez) December 11, 2017
9.
https://twitter.com/sarahmccammon/status/937468444945080321?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fkeelyflaherty%2Fliterally-just-some-great-christmas-tweets
10.
Childhood: I WANT IT TO BE CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY.
Adulthood: It's December 8th. The Christmas music is relentless. I will confess to anything.— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) December 9, 2017
11.
A Christmas Carol is the heartwarming tale of how rich people must be supernaturally terrorized into sharing.
— Red Durkin (@RedIsDead) December 12, 2017
12.
MALE REINDEER LOSE THEIR ANTLERS IN WINTER AND FEMALES DON'T THEREFORE SANTA'S SLEIGH IS ACTUALLY PULLED BY A TEAM OF STRONG, POWERFUL, UNDERRATED WOMEN!!!!! YOU GO, GIRLS!! I SEE YOU!!!
— Cat Reynolds (@catreynoldsnyc) December 11, 2017
13.
michael bublé is defrosting as we speak
— jessica (@tinkjobej) November 1, 2017
15.
Have yourself a merry little christmas sounds pretty condescending
— jonathan (@senderblock23) December 11, 2014
16.
It doesn't feel like I'm truly home for the holidays until I've taken my parents' phones and said "Here let me show you" at least 25 times.
— Ari Scott (@ariscott) December 19, 2016
17.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite Christmas story about how Santa's reindeer are bigots until they need someones help.
— elizabeth williams (@Elizasoul80) December 17, 2016
18.
Top 10 gifts for baby's first Christmas!
1. Potato
2. A stick
3. Seriously it doesn't matter they won't remember— JP Lovecraft (@online_shawn) November 11, 2015
19.
*Santa comes down the chimney and finds quinoa & shredded coconut cookies and soy milk* Wtf is this pinteresty shit
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) December 22, 2014
20.
"I don't want a lot for Christmas."
Later…
"All I want for Christmas is you."
EXACTLY WHAT DOES THAT DO FOR MY SELF-CONFIDENCE, MARIAH.
— Sacha Fernando (@sacha_is_good) December 14, 2014
21.
https://twitter.com/KeoNovak/status/812761779663085568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thepoke.co.uk%2F2017%2F12%2F01%2F25-funniest-christmas-tweets-of-all-time-update-sunday%2F
22.
me: wow its WAY TOO EARLY to be playing christmas music. like stop
jesus: cool ill remember that near your bday u piece of shit
— goth turtle (@dubstep4dads) December 11, 2014
23.
"Um wow okay"
-all of Santa's other reindeer— hannah (@TribalSpaceCat) December 14, 2014
24.
TREE: [sees christmas tree thru window] who dose he think he is. all dressed up. too good to be outside
ANOTHER TREE: be nice, he is dying— jomny sun (@jonnysun) December 25, 2014
25.
https://twitter.com/tbhjuststop/status/673650883159310336?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailyedge.ie%2Ftweets-about-christmas-2494118-Dec2015%2F\
